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knic: Welcome and thank you for taking the Blue Cactus Press membership voicemail survey. Thanks so much for sharing your stories with us. I’m knic.
render: And I’m render. Okay, so this is gonna be a little weird, but here’s how this works: to review the questions, you’ll need to go back to the survey webpage you were just looking at.
Yeah, right now. We’ll wait.
knic: Go over, find that webpage. Gotta swipe back to the home screen. Now you’re on the webpage. Okay.
Hopefully you’re back on the page now. Great. Uh, as you go through each question, you’ll, you’ll read it or hit play. Uh, and then just answer it. This voicemail that you’re on will just keep recording.
So just talk when you’re ready. There are no time limits.
render: Yeah. Which means you do not need to end the call until you’ve answered all the questions. Make sense?
knic: I think they got it. But you know, just to be sure, go ahead and say this phrase out loud as soon as you hear the beep: “I get it. I won’t hang up until I’m done with all the questions.”
render: Question one: When you tell people about Blue Cactus Press, what do you emphasize?
knic: Nudge. Nudge, wink, wink. You’re telling people about us, right?
render: It’s okay to answer with something that feels obvious or simple.
knic: For example, it could be our striking good looks.
render: So once again: when you tell people about Blue Cactus Press, what do you emphasize?
knic: Question two: how did you come to support us in the first place? What’s that story?
render: And if you don’t remember, just tell us the first thing we did that caught your interest.
knic: If you really don’t remember, make something up.
render: And if you don’t remember the original question we asked you: how did you come to support us in the first place? What’s that story?
render: Question number– oh, are you ready?
knic: Yep. Yep. Yeah.
render: Oh, no, my cat. I’ll be right back.
render: Okay. I just had to put my cat in jail. Okay.
Question number three: why do you stick around?
knic: That is a weirdly open-ended question, render.
render: It is. But feel free to tell us as much or as little as your heart desires. We just wanna know why you still care.
knic: Yeah. I guess we just wanna know if there’s any other reasons besides how much you love Christina Vega.
render: So, once again: why do you stick around?
knic: Question four: when it comes to our community, what does Blue Cactus Press mean to you?
render: Your answer might include what communities you see us as part of, how we benefit them, or anything else that comes to mind.
knic: So again: when it comes to our community, what does Blue Cactus Press mean to you?
render: And finally, question five: are you willing to let us use a portion of your answers for a testimonial?
knic: If so, please say the following phrase: Ha ha ha, yes, you may use my answers.
render: If not, no worries. We’ll just let it be our little secret.
knic: So again, are you willing to let us use a portion of your answers for a testimonial?
Ha ha ha, yes, you may use my answers.
Not hee hee hee, yes. Not hoo hoo hoo, yes. Ha ha ha, yes.
It’s very specific. Ha ha ha, yes.
render: Yep. Or we can’t use it.
I don’t make the rules.